Celebrity Quotes
8 Classic Celebrity Quotes About Coffee
For thousands of years mankind has had a hot and steamy love affair with the frothy brown bean brew. Men and women of all kinds have pre-programmed their perculators day after day in pursuit of just one more delicious cup.
Celebrities are no exception, here are our favorite 8 classic celebrity quotes about coffee:
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#001
"The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole."
- George Carlin
#002
"I never laugh until I've had my coffee."
- Clark Gable
#003
"In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running."
- Jeff Bezos
#004
"If it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever."
- David Letterman
#005
"After a few months' acquaintance with European 'coffee' one's mind weakens, and his faith with it, and he begins to wonder if the rich beverage of home, with it's clotted layer of yellow cream on top of it, is not a mere dream after all, and a thing which never existed."
- Mark Twain
#006
"I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon."
- Ronald Reagan
#007
"This is a funny story. We'd asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they'd come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn't work. So I don't have any cappuccino ... I didn't miss the cappuccino, I missed the idea of cappuccino."
- Martha Stewart
#008
"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"
- Stephen Wright
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